Friday, June 20, 2008


Ah, so... I kinda, sort of, a little bit, maybe, possibly forgot how to get into my old blog space... Stop laughing, it took me an hour to finally give up and just make this one instead.

I've been told off for not updating more, and I am truely sorry to those of you who have found my blog and were hoping for a chance to get to know me. Truth be told, I'm not all that interesting. I live in the valley with my boyfriend and dogs, work at FedEx, not in school, nothing of real interest to say besides tell you random stories, of which I have quite the variety. A good thing? I don't know, but they do amuse me ever so much.

Speaking of random stories, I've had quite the week this week with driving and apparently so have many other people. Now, don't get me wrong, I think the elderly have every right to get around in any way they can, I would, however, like to have some kind of law implemented that would require those over, say... 50?... to retake a drive test, written and practical. In my own limited experience and naieve oppinion I think this would greatly reduce the kinds of acccidents I narrowly escaped with my life this Wednesday afternoon. I, being the awesome person I am {snort}, was out with my friend helping him look at appartments all day and we were headed back to the place he was staying at. We were going down a major one way, I was in the far left lane and not particularly worried about the people in the lane next to me, chatting away with my friend, not a care in the world when all of a sudden he grabs my arm and screams my name. I almost laughed at first because he has a very girly scream when he's frightened, but I looked over just in time to see the elderly lady next to me TURNING INTO ME. Now, had it only been a slight turning I may not have slammed my gas peddal as hard as I did, but she was turning so hard that my friend only had to reach out his window to touch hers. I almost wet myself, to say the least. The best part is that she had the balls to honk at me and flip me off. Anyone else find that mildly amusing? No? I do.

Well, I'm off for now. I will do my darndest to update more, I promise.


Backwoods Browns said...

I here ya...not just elderly...but can you believe I get turned into ALL THE TIME!! I drive a big red truck for heavens sake! There is something about Washington drivers I have decided!!

Naomi Johnson said...

oh yea i hear ya it isnt' just washington.. i have decided no matter where you go you find crazy people... every once in a while I am the crazy one.. hehe. not paying attention... but somehow nothing ever happens... someone must really be keeping an eye out for me!